Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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quantum physics?

Why did the man die? He was old.

Gretta has five legs? -no

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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