- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

osama bin laden is dead

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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