In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

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What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

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An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

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when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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