What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

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salad days!

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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A man is sitting on a park bench crying. A blonde walks by and asks him why he's sad. The man proceeds to explain he just lost his children in a custody battle with his ex wife.

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What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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