How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

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Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

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Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

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Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

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how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

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Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

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What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

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How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

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How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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