- Anti Joke

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.