- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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