- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

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