- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

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