If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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Are you black? Kill yourself.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Women's Rights

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

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what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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