- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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