What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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hello

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

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Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

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Whats two plus two Four!

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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