- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Obama walks into a hospital....

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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