What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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A man walks into a bar and gets drink

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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