- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

your mama so old, shes dead.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

woman's rights

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

men's rights activists

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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