What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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