A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

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What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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