Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

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Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

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why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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