Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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like if your cool

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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