- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

Micheal Curran...that is all.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

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