My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Anti Joke

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