- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

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