- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

whats black white and red all over an abused child

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Barack Obama.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Your big dick.

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