- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

Your mom is so nice.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

my wife out of the kitchen

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Oh s***

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

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