Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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