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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

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