- Anti Joke

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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