A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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