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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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What is cowboy say

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Non-Anti-Joke.com!

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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