How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What happened to timmy? He had downsyndrome and walked off a cliff

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

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Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

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Women's rights.

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What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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