- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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