- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Im about to rewrite History....... History

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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