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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

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