yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

What stops a train? A missile

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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