Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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dallen loves penis

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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