How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

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A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

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New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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69.

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What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

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A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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A watermelon, a cherry, a mango, and a peanut are sitting at the table for dinner. They are all eating chicken wings and watching the superbowl between the Packers and the Patriots. What is wrong with the situation? Well two things are wrong, cherry's cannot communicate with peanuts because they speak different languages(obviously). And the patriots fucking suck.

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When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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