- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

What is funnier than 24 69

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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