Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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