- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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