- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

Women can vote? WTF

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Yo Mama just died.

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Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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