A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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What is a jew in space? Dead

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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