Face...the other white meat!

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

A Mormon walks into a bar

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

whats brown and booky a book.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

womens rights

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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