- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Why can't jokes spit?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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