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What page are you on The gay page.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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