- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

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