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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

An Irishman walked out of a bar

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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