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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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