- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

How old are you? 7

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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