- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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