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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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