What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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denisssssssssssssss

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

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Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

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Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

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A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

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I'm tired.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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