Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

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Anti Joke

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