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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

whats black and large -me

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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