- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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