- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

A man did not like this site

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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