- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

A muslim walks out of a plane.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

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