Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

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Poker face

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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this is not a drill.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

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How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

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Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

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Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

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Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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