Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

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Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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