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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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