Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

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What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

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Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

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What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

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Why is it not safe for turkeys to do maths? Because they don't have the mental capacity to carry out the calculations correctly, which would be a danger in jobs such as engineering or the space industry. Furthermore, they are unable to understand the concept of numbers or symbols and therefore have no motivation to solve mathematical problems; and even if they did, they don't have the dexterity or education to write out the solutions.

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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Smoke weed till i die nigga

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Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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