What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

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A man walks into a bar holding a magic lamp. The bartender asks "what are you holding?" The man says "It's a magic lamp." The bartender looks at the man and scratches his head. It turns out the bartender has had a problem with lice in his hair. If you believe in a magic genie is going to grant any wishes you're reading the wrong story. Anyways, the bartender buys medicated shampoo and no longer has head lice. The guy with the magic lamp was totally worthless.

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Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

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one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

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A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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