Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

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What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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Women's rights.

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Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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White men's rights

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An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

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A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

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What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

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Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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