- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

whats brown and booky a book.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

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