What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

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I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

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Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

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Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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thomas!!!!

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what's 9+10? 19, not 21

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

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Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

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She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

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Anti Joke

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