why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

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THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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