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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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